Doctors Rush to Treat Arafat

Arafat seems to have taken ill. Nothing new, I hear you say, after all, that trembling mouth and complete lack of cohesion clearly indicate advanced stages of dementia, or perhaps syphilis. But no, this is more of a physical thing.

I loved the comment below the article:

"I hope it's nothing trivial..."

Yes, let's hope it's not.

Update: It might be intestinal cancer. I agree, it's seventy years late in developing, but it's still promising...